funny facts

everytime a whale ejaculates 300+gallons of sperm "float" around in the ocean

most lipstick containes fish scales


money isn't made out of paper its made out of cotton

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they are facts
like penguins are the only birds that can't fly

Penguins can't fly?

a toad catches about 10,000 just in one summer

testophobia is the fear of taking tests

the first food grew out in space was potatoes in 1995 on the spaceship columbia

baby rattlesnakes are born without any rattles


and no penguins cant fly

dandelion route can be roasted and ground up as a coffee substitute

clinophobia is the fear of going to bed

lemon sharks grow new teeth every 2 weeks

50% of pizzas sold in north america have pepperoni on them

the average person speaks about 5000 words a day

a giant squids eye is as big as a basketball

Where do you get all those facts?

ice hocky was first played by british soldiers in 1855 when they were stationed in canada

honey is the only food that does not spoil

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobbia is the fear of long words
thats 37 letters long

your finger nails grow 4x faster than your toenails

geletin (witch is often used in jelly marmalade and similar things) is made out of animal hide
and animal bones

the average bed is home to 5 billion dust mites

ancient rome was the first city to reach a population of 1 million

IceeRapidash wrote:

Where do you get all those facts?

the first few i knew and the others i have in my agenda that i got in school
do you get agendas?

steven wrote:

IceeRapidash wrote:

Where do you get all those facts?

the first few i knew and the others i have in my agenda that i got in school
do you get agendas?

What are agendas?

IceeRapidash wrote:

steven wrote:

IceeRapidash wrote:

Where do you get all those facts?

the first few i knew and the others i have in my agenda that i got in school
do you get agendas?

What are agendas?

they are like little calenders that you have in the shape of a book with pages or a map or the world the united states states capitols sign language
but most of it is like a calender with monday tuesday all of them each day takes up about 1/3 of the page saturday and sunday are only like 1 inch big tho
and inside the boxes it has english math science social studies
so it is like an organizer for your homework so you know what homework you have in what subjects
but i get the facts from the bottom right hand side of almost every page

steven wrote:

IceeRapidash wrote:

steven wrote:

IceeRapidash wrote:

Where do you get all those facts?

the first few i knew and the others i have in my agenda that i got in school
do you get agendas?

What are agendas?

they are like little calenders that you have in the shape of a book with pages or a map or the world the united states states capitols sign language
but most of it is like a calender with monday tuesday all of them each day takes up about 1/3 of the page saturday and sunday are only like 1 inch big tho
and inside the boxes it has english math science social studies
so it is like an organizer for your homework so you know what homework you have in what subjects
but i get the facts from the bottom right hand side of almost every page

Ok.

a stalk of celebi has negative calories meaning that it akes more calories to digest then it has

logizomechanophobia the fear of computers

the goliath beetle ways more than 8 mice

the mona lisa has no eyebrows

gatorade was named after the florida gators football team

lubberwort is junk food food with no nutritional value


snow leopards can not roar

I have a fact, I'm stupid!
lol I have a real fact. dogs get more fleas than cats.

women blink 4x more than guys

steven wrote:

they are facts
like penguins are the only birds that can't fly

wat about ostriges things

Kadaj wrote:

steven wrote:

they are facts
like penguins are the only birds that can't fly

wat about ostriges things

ohh i think they are the only one that swim

steven wrote:

Kadaj wrote:

steven wrote:

they are facts
like penguins are the only birds that can't fly

wat about ostriges things

ohh i think they are the only one that swim

the largest bird cant fly

no the heviest bird cant fly there are birds with like 10-13 foot wing spans
so they are bigger like the california condor and other birds in other continents

some species of fish can "fly" to escape from predators
they don't really fly they glide

# Butterflies taste with their feet.

# In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear

# weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

# On average people fear spiders more than they ! do death.

# Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

# Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are

# already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

# Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

# It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

# Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

# The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

# A snail can sleep for three years.

# No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

# Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

# Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never

# stop growing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

# All polar bears are left handed..

# An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on

# one row of the keyboard. "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

# A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

# Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

this is a long one
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Oh, and Roxy... Yes, penguins can't fly. You didn't know that?! >_>